"I feel pregnant," were the words spoken moments after conception -- believe it or not, I was only joking. I didn't feel pregnant, I felt tired and eager for more careless teenage sex. At eighteen, I am now the Mother of a beautiful little girl.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Stretch Marks!
I discovered stretch marks on my boobs today. On the bottom, sides, top ...all over my boobs. My boobs are ruined! Before getting pregnant I was 34 B ... I'm almost 26 weeks and my boobs are now 36 C ... maybe bigger, who knows! Anyway, I guess 6 months of growing was too quick?! And so I'm now CURSED with deep purple lines. I doused them in vitamin E oil, home made cocoa butter and Vaseline Cocoa Butter ...I'll be doing this EVERY SINGLE DAY ON MY ENTIRE BODY FROM NOW ON! And I vow, I will never ever get myself pregnant again ...my small stretch mark free body is now ruined. Ughhhhh!! What a crappy day.
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