FALSE! I just ate an apple and it gave me heart burn.
(I'm 13 weeks and 1 day pregnant today! According to the zillion pregnancy e-mails I get, my fetus is about the size of a shrimp. Gross comparison.)
"I feel pregnant," were the words spoken moments after conception -- believe it or not, I was only joking. I didn't feel pregnant, I felt tired and eager for more careless teenage sex. At eighteen, I am now the Mother of a beautiful little girl.
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